John Pork
Guest of honour · opens the night
He's calling. We're picking up.
The 100th Slopfest
A day and a night of AI slop in Vienna. Free tokens, drinks, party.
We need more slop. Quantity over quality. Edition #100. Vienna · 28.11.2026. Free tokens. Never read the diff. Six fingers welcome
What happens at Slopfest
Zero quality control.
Slop & Modern Art
Six fingers welcome. Duct tape included.
Vibe Coding
Never read the diff.
Cursed Media
Spaghetti, eaten wrong.
Free Tokens
Burn them all.
Special Guests
John Pork is calling.
Food, Drinks, Party
No glue on the pizza. Until the context window ends.
The Slopfest Manifesto · 6 of 4,096 theses
Quantity over quality
- More is more.
- Cringe is cheap now.
- Every hallucination is a feature.
- Never read the diff.
- Taste is a bottleneck.
- Accelerate.
Vibe coding. Slop art. Cursed cinema. Modern art. Food. Drinks. Party. Special guests
Free tokens for everyone
You get tokens.
You burn tokens.
Every guest gets a stash of tokens at the door to spend on whatever the night demands: an app, an album cover, a portrait of your ex as a Renaissance pigeon. Use them all. Unspent tokens are considered a moral failing.
How many? Enough. The exact number will be announced closer to the date, and the answer will be "more than last year." Last year everyone got 2,025 tokens and spent them on the same picture of a cat.
research,
slop,
repeat
Sponsor Slopfest
We need tokens.
A lot of tokens.
Every guest burns through them all night. Help us pay for the slop.
Become a sponsorAlready paying for the slop: Bitcoin Austria · Capacity Technologies · Own Your AI
Running order · Saturday, 28 November 2026
The program
Preliminary and subject to hallucination. Times are in Vienna time and roughly accurate, like everything else.
- 13:00
Doors & token handout
Pick up your tokens, a name tag and your first regret. Bring a laptop and a charger.
- 13:30
John Pork is calling
Our guest of honour opens Slopfest #100. Then the committee presents 99 years of progress in 20 minutes. Most of the slides were generated on the way here.
- 14:00
Slopping starts
Pick a track: code, video, music or Retro-Slop. Everything you make goes straight onto the projectors. Until 22:00, no breaks required.
- 15:00
Vibe Coding Speedrun
One prompt, 60 minutes, zero lines read. The winning app gets shipped straight to the projector.
- 17:00
Slop Gallery opens
The walls fill up as the night goes on. Submit on the spot. Quantity over quality is the only curation policy.
- 19:00
Cursed Cinema
Short AI films, fake trailers and a retrospective nobody asked for.
- 20:00
Special guest(s)
Names drop soon. Stay hydrated.
- 21:30
The Sloppies
Awards for Most Fingers, Longest Prompt, Best Hallucination and Least Human Effort. The prize is a Slopfest tattoo, so try not to win.
- 22:00
The Slop Party
DJs, costumes and a playlist generated from the vibe of the room. Until 02:00 or until the tokens run out.
Special guests
Who's coming
More names drop as soon as the contracts stop hallucinating.
The Fruit Love Island Cast
Reality TV, but make it fruit
Recouplings at the buffet.
The Italian Brainrot Delegation
Official foreign delegation
Tralalero Tralala and friends. Bombardiro is circling.
Headliner, confirmed-ish
Legal is still reading the contract.
The Robot
Mascot since 1927
All 100 editions. Never took off the helmet.
The Cat
Head of Quality Assurance
Approves everything. Reads nothing.
The Dog
Chief Vision Officer
Has seen every prompt you typed.
Not Nicolas Cage
Legally distinct guest of honour
Legally distinct. Please stop emailing.
More slop TBA
Announcements incoming
If it went viral, it's invited.
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1927 – today
99 Slopfests of history
Since 1927. All in Vienna. All documented.
#1 · 1927
#2 · 1928
#3 · 1929
#4 · 1930
#5 · 1931
#6 · 1932
#7 · 1933
#8 · 1934
#9 · 1935
#10 · 1936
#11 · 1937
#12 · 1938- #13#13 · 1946
- #14#14 · 1946
- #15#15 · 1947
- #16#16 · 1947
- #17#17 · 1948
- #18#18 · 1948
- #19#19 · 1949
- #20#20 · 1949
- #21#21 · 1950
- #22#22 · 1950
- #23#23 · 1951
- #24#24 · 1951
- #25#25 · 1952
#26 · 1952
#27 · 1953
#28 · 1954
#29 · 1955
#30 · 1956
#31 · 1957
#32 · 1958
#33 · 1959
#34 · 1960
#35 · 1961
#36 · 1962
#37 · 1963
#38 · 1964
#39 · 1965
#40 · 1966
#41 · 1967
#42 · 1968
#43 · 1969
#44 · 1970
#45 · 1971
#46 · 1972
#47 · 1973
#48 · 1974
#49 · 1975
#50 · 1976
#51 · 1977
#52 · 1978
#53 · 1979
#54 · 1980
#55 · 1981
#56 · 1982
#57 · 1983
#58 · 1984
#59 · 1985
#60 · 1986
#61 · 1987
#62 · 1988
#63 · 1989
#64 · 1990
#65 · 1991
#66 · 1992
#67 · 1993
#68 · 1994
#69 · 1995
#70 · 1996- #71#71 · 1997
- #72#72 · 1998
- #73#73 · 1999
- #74#74 · 2000
- #75#75 · 2001
- #76#76 · 2002
- #77#77 · 2003
- #78#78 · 2004
- #79#79 · 2005
- #80#80 · 2006
- #81#81 · 2007
#82 · 2008- #83#83 · 2009
- #84#84 · 2010
#85 · 2011- #86#86 · 2012
- #87#87 · 2013
- #88#88 · 2014
- #89#89 · 2015
- #90#90 · 2016
- #91#91 · 2017
- #92#92 · 2018
- #93#93 · 2019
- #94#94 · 2020
- #95#95 · 2021
- #96#96 · 2022
- #97#97 · 2023
- #98#98 · 2024
- #99#99 · 2025
Where
Vienna. Again.
Every single Slopfest has happened in Vienna, and #100 is no exception. It's an in-person event: real room, real people, real snacks. No livestream can capture this level of slop.
Secret location. The venue will be revealed soon. Save the date and we'll tell you when.
Add to calendarPreviously at
- 1930 Karl-Marx-Hof, the courtyard, newly finished
- 1947 Café Tirolerhof, near the Albertina
- 1954 Palais Ferstel, the arcade
- 1966 Berggasse, outside Freud's old door
- 1978 Karlsplatz, in the first year of the U1
- 1990 Albertina, the print room
- 2002 Palais Auersperg, the ballroom
- 2014 Hauptbahnhof, not quite open yet
Venues for #100: nicer than the Würstelstand, worse than the Hofburg.
Frequently hallucinated questions
FAQ
all slop,
eventually ☺
Is this real?
As real as the 99 before it. Saturday, 28 November 2026, in Vienna, in person. You can touch it.
Wait, there were 99 before this?
Since 1927, all in Vienna, all documented in the archive. There was no Slopfest from 1939 to 1945; from 1946 to 1952 there were two a year. Some of our regulars have been to more than sixty.
Wait, wasn't it on 31 November?
Our AI planning assistant scheduled Slopfest #100 for 31 November. We checked a calendar: November has 30 days. It's Saturday, 28 November, the closest date that exists. The AI still disagrees.
What should I bring?
A laptop and a charger. You'll be slopping for nine hours, and the sockets will be fought over. A phone works in a pinch. Tokens and tools are on us.
Do I need to know how to code?
No. By the end of the vibe coding speedrun, nobody in the room will know how to code, so you'll fit right in.
What are the tokens?
Every guest gets tokens to spend on generating things during the night: apps, pictures, songs, sonnets about the buffet. The exact amount is still being decided. The answer will be 'more'.
Where exactly?
Somewhere in Vienna. The venue drops soon. Past venues include a Riesenrad gondola and the back room of a café, so manage your expectations.
What does it cost?
Ticket info is coming soon. Add the date to your calendar and we'll shout when it's out.
Can I bring my own slop?
Please do. The gallery wall is open all night and the only curation rule is quantity over quality.
Is there a dress code?
Costumes are encouraged. Come as your favourite hallucination, a cursed prompt, or a hand with too many fingers.
Will Nicolas Cage be there?
No.
See you at #100
Saturday, 28 November 2026, from 13:00 · Vienna
Bring a laptop and a charger.
Slop arrives in
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±2 days. The countdown was vibe coded.