Slopfest #68 · 1994 · Vienna
The Dog Did the Real Work
A German Shepherd solved the cases and the humans took the credit. The origin story of every AI startup.
Museum status: Awaiting restoration by an AI that keeps adding fingers.
- Venue
- Hoher Markt, a Würstelstand
- Attendance
- 9,880
- Also spotted
- A Kelly Family poster with more siblings than the committee could count, and a Baywatch calendar
- Fun fact
- 40 Wurstsemmeln found, 40 eaten
What happened
Rex_Wien, now identified, returned as honorary chair and was the only committee member to arrive on time. He located the lost cash box, the lost keynote speaker and 40 Wurstsemmeln the caterer had hidden, which he ate. The committee claimed all three finds in its press release.
Elsewhere in 1994
The Austrian TV series Kommissar Rex premieres, following a Vienna police dog who solves cases and loves Wurstsemmeln.
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