Slopfest #67 · 1993 · Vienna
Nobody Knows You're a Dog
A cartoon noted that online, nobody knows you're a dog. Our guest list has been unverifiable ever since.

Museum status: Currently touring. Nobody knows where.
- Venue
- Augarten, the dog zone
- Attendance
- 9,300
- Guest of honour
- Terry Pratchett (wore a name badge that read 'Gaspode')
- Also spotted
- Take That posters in the cloakroom, one band member per coat hook
- Fun fact
- 9,300 badges, 9,288 pseudonyms, 1 good boy
What happened
Anonymous entry was allowed for the first time, with guests identified only by a handle on a paper badge. Terry Pratchett's badge read 'Gaspode'. The best-connected attendee, 'Rex_Wien', gave three talks and was offered a committee seat. It emerged the next year that Rex was a dog, which the committee maintains it knew all along.
Elsewhere in 1993
The New Yorker publishes Peter Steiner's cartoon captioned 'On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.'
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