28.11.2026

Slopfest #67 · 1993 · Vienna

Nobody Knows You're a Dog

A cartoon noted that online, nobody knows you're a dog. Our guest list has been unverifiable ever since.

New Yorker-style single-panel cartoon: a dog in a paper name badge at a beige PC, caption 'At SLOPFEST #67, nobody knows you're a dog.'
New Yorker-style single-panel cartoon: a dog in a paper name badge at a beige PC, caption 'At SLOPFEST #67, nobody knows you're a dog.'

Museum status: Currently touring. Nobody knows where.

Venue
Augarten, the dog zone
Attendance
9,300
Guest of honour
Terry Pratchett (wore a name badge that read 'Gaspode')
Also spotted
Take That posters in the cloakroom, one band member per coat hook
Fun fact
9,300 badges, 9,288 pseudonyms, 1 good boy

What happened

Anonymous entry was allowed for the first time, with guests identified only by a handle on a paper badge. Terry Pratchett's badge read 'Gaspode'. The best-connected attendee, 'Rex_Wien', gave three talks and was offered a committee seat. It emerged the next year that Rex was a dog, which the committee maintains it knew all along.

Elsewhere in 1993

The New Yorker publishes Peter Steiner's cartoon captioned 'On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.'

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