28.11.2026

Slopfest #66 · 1992 · Vienna

Merry Christmas, Sent Early

The first text message said 'Merry Christmas' three weeks early. We sent ours in October, to be safe.

Paper slip with 160 printed boxes, top-down, filled in by hand: 'MERRY CHRISTMAS' and 145 exclamation marks, stamped SLOPFEST #66
Paper slip with 160 printed boxes, top-down, filled in by hand: 'MERRY CHRISTMAS' and 145 exclamation marks, stamped SLOPFEST #66

Museum status: On permanent loan to a museum that has not been informed.

Venue
Resselpark, Karlsplatz
Attendance
8,750
Also spotted
A Beverly Hills, 90210 Starschnitt of Luke Perry and Jason Priestley, framed in tinsel
Fun fact
160 characters, 145 of them exclamation marks

What happened

Every guest received a Christmas greeting on arrival, eight weeks early, on a paper slip limited to 160 characters. The committee spent a month editing its message to fit and ended up with 'Merry Christmas', which felt too short, so it added 145 exclamation marks.

Elsewhere in 1992

Engineer Neil Papworth sends the first SMS text message, 'Merry Christmas', from a computer to a mobile phone in the UK.

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