28.11.2026

Slopfest #69 · 1995 · Vienna

A Collector of Broken Laser Pointers

The first eBay sale was a broken laser pointer. The buyer said he collected them. Our kind of market.

Grey 1995 auction web page in Times: a blurry photo of a broken red lamp, 'SLOPFEST #69 LOT: BROKEN LASER POINTER, bid 1,400 ATS'
Grey 1995 auction web page in Times: a blurry photo of a broken red lamp, 'SLOPFEST #69 LOT: BROKEN LASER POINTER, bid 1,400 ATS'

Museum status: Pending acquisition by a museum of modern art. Pending since the day it was made.

Venue
Naschmarkt, the Saturday flea market
Attendance
10,400
Also spotted
A cardboard Alicia Silverstone in her Clueless outfit, holding the guest list. As if.
Fun fact
212 lots, 212 broken, 212 sold

What happened

The festival held its first auction, of broken items only. A projector that no longer projected went for 800 schillings. A man paid 1,400 for the red lamp from Slopfest 1960, now broken, explaining that he collected broken laser pointers. He has come every year since, always bids on the Blechkopf, always wins, and always gives it back.

Elsewhere in 1995

Pierre Omidyar's AuctionWeb, later eBay, makes its first sale: a broken laser pointer, for $14.83.

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