28.11.2026

Slopfest #44 · 1970 · Vienna

Welcome to the Uncanny Valley

Almost-human robots are unsettling. Our greeter is 94 percent human and nobody stands near it.

Flash-lit Instamatic snapshot: a mannequin with a real moustache at a ghost-train entrance, a painted sign above it: SLOPFEST #44
Flash-lit Instamatic snapshot: a mannequin with a real moustache at a ghost-train entrance, a painted sign above it: SLOPFEST #44

Museum status: On permanent loan to a museum that has not been informed.

Venue
Prater, the ghost train
Attendance
1,640
Guest of honour
Jim Henson (brought a felt puppet that everyone liked far more than the robot)
Fun fact
94% human, 100% avoided

What happened

The committee built a greeter that was nearly but not quite a person, from a shop mannequin, a tape recorder and a real moustache. Guests described it as 'fine' and took a longer route to the bar. Jim Henson brought a felt puppet that everyone liked much more. The greeter has welcomed guests every year since and looks slightly more human each time.

Elsewhere in 1970

Japanese roboticist Masahiro Mori publishes his essay on the 'uncanny valley', the unease caused by almost-human robots.

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