28.11.2026

Slopfest #32 · 1958 · Vienna

Walk, Talk, See, Write

A newspaper said the Perceptron would one day walk, talk and be conscious. It sorted cards. We loved it.

Newspaper comic strip, four panels: a board of 400 bulbs failing to tell a Krapfen from a Kipferl, the last panel's sign reading SLOPFEST #32
Newspaper comic strip, four panels: a board of 400 bulbs failing to tell a Krapfen from a Kipferl, the last panel's sign reading SLOPFEST #32

Museum status: Displayed once, briefly, in a Würstelstand window.

Venue
Stadthalle, in its first season
Attendance
402
Guest of honour
Frank Rosenblatt (was very kind about the committee's light-bulb Perceptron)
Fun fact
400 bulbs, 1 opinion on pastries

What happened

The committee's own Perceptron, a board of 400 light bulbs, was trained all evening to tell a Krapfen from a Kipferl. It never learned, but the bulbs looked promising. Frank Rosenblatt, visiting, was very kind about it. A press release announced that the machine would soon walk, talk and chair the committee. It has come closest to the last one.

Elsewhere in 1958

The New York Times reports on Frank Rosenblatt's Perceptron, predicting it will 'walk, talk, see, write, reproduce itself'.

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