28.11.2026

Slopfest #26 · Autumn 1952 · Vienna

You Are My Avid Fellow Feeling

The first computer-generated love letters were signed 'M.U.C.' Ours were signed 'the committee'.

Formal engagement portrait, studio lit: an unsmiling couple holding up a typed love letter headed SLOPFEST #26, 'Darling Chickpea' legible
Formal engagement portrait, studio lit: an unsmiling couple holding up a typed love letter headed SLOPFEST #26, 'Darling Chickpea' legible

Museum status: Listed as "priceless" (nobody would name a price).

Venue
Café Prückel, the table by the window
Attendance
266
Guest of honour
Christopher Strachey (read the machine's love letters aloud in perfect deadpan)
Fun fact
266 letters sent, 4 engagements, 0 refunds

What happened

Every guest received a love letter assembled at random from a list of adjectives. 'Darling Chickpea, my wistful ardour yearns for your anxious bureau.' Christopher Strachey, guest of honor, read the best ones aloud in a flawless deadpan. Four couples got engaged. Two of them later said it was the best thing anyone had ever written to them.

“The Analytical Engine has no pretensions whatever to originate anything.”

— Ada Lovelace, 1843

Elsewhere in 1952

Christopher Strachey programs a Manchester University computer to write love letters, among the first computer-generated texts.

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