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Our consensus algorithm. Every node generates one image of a cat with too many legs. The node with the most legs wins.
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SLOPCOIN ($SLOP) blockchains the slop, so you don't have to. We are raising funds to blockchain Slopfest #91, the 91st annual festival of AI art and nonsense in Vienna. Powered by Attention™.
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Raised: 13,370 ETHHard cap: 19,270 ETH
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Traditional festivals are centralised, trust-based and happen in a physical room. We blockchain all of that.
Our consensus algorithm. Every node generates one image of a cat with too many legs. The node with the most legs wins.
Our contracts went to a very good Gymnasium. They have a Matura. They are smarter than all of us.
You don't have to trust anybody. Except us. Please trust us. We have a hexagon logo.
Up to 7 transactions per Melange. With a Verlängerter, up to 9. Benchmarks by our CTO's cousin.
Our servers are in three different Kellers in three different Bezirke. One of them is a Wurlitzer.
Built on the brand-new Transformer architecture. We read the paper's title and immediately felt it.
✔ Block #91 verified · Proof of Event
Slopfest #91: Attention Is All You Need. A Google paper proposed that attention was all you need. The committee agreed and asked for nothing else.
The festival was arranged so that every guest paid attention to every other guest at once. This was exhausting, and by 10 p.m. the guests had split into eight groups, each attending to something different. The committee called these heads. Nobody could explain what the groups were attending to, and this remains the state of the art.
94 pages. 3 of them text. 1 of them a diagram we found.
2017 is the year a research paper called “Attention Is All You Need” introduced the Transformer, a neural network that only pays attention. It is about machine translation. We have only read the title. The title is correct: attention is all we need. Specifically yours. For our ICO.
Experts say Transformers could one day generate entire festivals worth of slop. We say: Q∞.
Download Whitepaper (PDF)Abstract. The dominant fundraising models are based on complex recurrent promises that include a product and an event. We propose a new simple architecture, the SlopFormer, based solely on attention mechanisms, dispensing with product and utility entirely. Experiments on two Telegram groups show it to be superior in hype while requiring significantly less time to build (none). Our model achieves 91.0 BLEU (Blockchain Language Enthusiasm Understudy) on the English-to-Lambo task.
Figure 1: The SlopFormer. Arrows omitted for decentralisation.
Total supply: 1,927,000,000 $SLOP. One for every... we are not sure. It sounded historical.
| Ticker | $SLOP |
|---|---|
| Standard | ERC-20-ish |
| Total supply | 1,927,000,000 |
| For sale | 3% (the rest is “reserved”) |
| Min. purchase | 1 Melange |
| Vesting | Until Q∞ |
| KYC | Know Your Kipferl |
We are on track. The track is circular, but we are on it.
Write the whitepaper. Blockchain the whitepaper. Print it on nice paper.
Whitepaper v2: now with a second diagram and the word "synergy" 41 times.
Price goes to the moon. We have not checked how, but the chart has an arrow.
Team acquires one (1) lambo. Shared custody, rotating every Tuesday.
Slopfest #91, 31.10.2017, Austria Center Vienna, a very large room. The only item that definitely happens.
World-class blockchainers with a combined 3 years of experience in blockchaining.
CEO & Visionary
Ex-Würstelstand. Blockchained his first Käsekrainer in 2016.
Profile ↗CTO, PhD (pending)
Wrote a smart contract. It is very smart. Nobody can read it.
Profile ↗CMO
Growth hacker (2014). Blockchain evangelist (2017). Open to offers (2018).
Profile ↗Lead Developer
Identity hidden for decentralisation reasons. Commits at 4 am.
Profile ↗Advisor
Advisor to 41 ICOs. Same photo in all of them.
Profile ↗Advisor, Lambo Procurement
Has seen a lambo. From quite close.
Profile ↗Advisor, Blockchain Ethics
Once shook hands with a server. The server agreed to advise.
Profile ↗Strategic Partner
Partnership™ announced. Details to follow in Q∞.
Profile ↗“I bought $SLOP and now I understand blockchain even less. 10/10.”
— Early investor, Meidling
“They blockchained my Heuriger. The Heuriger is still there. The wine is still there. Revolutionary.”
— Heuriger owner, Grinzing
No. It is slop. Completely different asset class.
Entry to Slopfest #91. Also vibes. Mainly vibes. The entry is free anyway.
Q3. See roadmap. The roadmap has never been wrong, because it has never been checked.
Q4. Please form an orderly queue.
Q∞, also known as 31 October 2017. Doors at 19:00. No wallet needed, just a body.
Why not blockchain? Everything is better blockchained. We blockchained this FAQ.
46,800 of them are bots, but very friendly bots. Admins online 24/7 (they are also bots).