The 79th Slopfest: Really, Really, Really Long Trunks. The first YouTube video was 19 seconds at a zoo. Our whole 2005 program was 19 seconds at a zoo.
Monday, 31 October 2005 · Tiergarten Schönbrunn, the world's oldest zoo · Wien
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The festival was reduced to a single 19-second presentation outside the elephant house, in which Dr. Kranzl's great-grandson noted that the elephants had really, really, really long trunks. That was it. The committee called it the future of content. It remains the most-viewed Slopfest recording, which is not saying much.
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