Official merch
The T-Shirt
€27Sold out
A heavy black T-shirt. The oops-cat sits on the chest; the full Slopfest banner goes across the back, where people behind you in the queue can read it.
Colour: Black
Size
Restock expected after Slopfest #100. Or never. The committee is still voting.
Details
- 100% cotton, 0% quality control
- Regular fit, slightly crooked print
- Wash cold. Do not regenerate.
Size guide
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 50 cm | 69 cm |
| M | 53 cm | 72 cm |
| L | 56 cm | 75 cm |
| XL | 59 cm | 78 cm |
| XXL | ∞ | yes |
Shipping & returns
Ships never. Returns: also never. Pick-up at Slopfest #100 on 28.11.2026, if it ever comes back in stock.
